If sugar is so bad, how come Jesus made it taste so good?
- Parks and Recreation
What is a relationship if not doing things you hate in between sex sessions?
- Mindy Lahiri, The Mindy Project
If the truth hurts, you ain’t living right.
- Stephen Holder, The Killing
Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.
- Kurt Vonnegut (via justdoitdaily-fitblr)
I watched a girl in a sundress kiss another girl on a park bench, and just as the sunlight spilled perfectly onto both of their hair, I thought to myself: “How bravely beautiful it is, that sometimes, the sea wants the city, even when it has been told its entire life it was meant for the shore.
- Christopher Poindexter (via sailorp00n)
Oh, my creator. Why did you not make me of steel and stone? Why did you allow me to feel?
- Penny Dreadful (via vodka-tears)
I’m not an alcoholic, I’m Australian.
- Pete Harper, Orange Is The New Black
My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping.
- (via nyjahatuatao)
Nothing makes the past a sweeter place to visit than the prospect of imminent death.
- Maester Aemon