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Joan: *attending to Sherlock's wound* This is stupid, you should be in the hospital right now.
Sherlock: I told you there isn't time. Besides, what's the point of living with a former surgeon if she can't stitch the occasional bullet hole?
Joan: The muscle in your shoulder is shredded, okay? You need to be treated for the pain.
Sherlock: May I remind you I'm a recovering drug addict.
Joan: May I remind you there is such a thing as non-addictive pain killers?
Sherlock: How good could they be if they're non-addictive?
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“We’re going to be sisters soon. We should be friends.” 

“If you ever call me sister again, I’ll have you strangled in your sleep.”

“We’re going to be sisters soon. We should be friends.” 

“If you ever call me sister again, I’ll have you strangled in your sleep.”

BAHAHAHA OMG Whoever made this, bless you. Bless your heart.

BAHAHAHA OMG Whoever made this, bless you. Bless your heart.

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

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