Allison: What are you doing here?
Isaac: Figured you could use an extra pair of eyes.
Allison: Can you read Latin?
Isaac: No, but.. I can look at pictures.
Derek: Go back to school.
Isaac: Well, actually, we can't. Boyd and I are, uh, incredibly and unbelievably sick.
Derek: With what? Brain damage?
Isaac: Well, I have a migraine and uh, Boyd here has uh...explosive diarrhea.
4 hot wolves in one room.
Scott: He threatened to kill my mom! And I had to get close to him, what was I supposed to do?!
Peter: I'm gonna go with Scott on this one. Have you seen his mom?
Peter: She's gorgeous!
Scott and Derek: SHUT UP!