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Derek: Go back to school.
Isaac: Well, actually, we can't. Boyd and I are, uh, incredibly and unbelievably sick.
Derek: With what? Brain damage?
Isaac: Well, I have a migraine and uh, Boyd here has uh...explosive diarrhea.
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“What’s your plan?”
“To distract her.”
“How? By punching her in the face?”

capetian:

derek put so much work into his turn and stare over the summer

“shouldn’t you be in school?”

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4 hot wolves in one room.

Scott: He threatened to kill my mom! And I had to get close to him, what was I supposed to do?!
Peter: I'm gonna go with Scott on this one. Have you seen his mom?
Isaac: ...?
Peter: She's gorgeous!
Scott and Derek: SHUT UP!