January 2010
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“You say “or-eh-gano”, we say “ore-gah-no”. You say...”
– - Paul Bettany on Late Night with Conan O’Brien.
From now on, I’m saying “herb” instead of “erb”. Haha
“Last year, I believe he had an original thought… It died of loneliness.”
– - Dan Humphrey (about Nate)
GG marathon with my sister. I adore season 1 Dan. He’s too cute.
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“Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream...”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via artpixie)
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“We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via artpixie)
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guaduhh:
fuckyeahsweetmusic:
I Want You To...
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“The first thing I thought when I met Leighton was, Fucking hell, this...”
– Ed Westwick.
LGMH →
lovegivesmehope:
At 3AM wednesday, i went down to the kitchen to wash my midnight snack dishes when i stumbled upon my 14-yr-old brother with a bag of Hershey’s kisses. As i got closer, i saw that he was replacing the paper sticking out of the wrapper on the candy kisses w/ strips where he printed out lyrics to give to his GF the next day. School starts at 7AM. His LGMH.
Wheee! Lai...
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“I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t...”
– Gilda Radner (via artpixie)
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"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but...
artpixie:
-Terry Pratchett
True that!
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Joke forwarded by my mom:
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went.
My engaged friend: The other night...
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“Kristen! Pussy to the wood! Fuck your guitar!”
– Joan Jett
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“I like being your medicine.”
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